Ha! And you thought I was about to write something serious eh? Well, dearies, I just couldn't resist. This came in my mail just today. And my side-stitches ache to share them with you..
Presenting words of wisdom by none other than Mithun Chokroborty himself.....
" Bheegi hui cigarette kabhi jal nahi sakti.....
aur yeh tay hai ki teri maut ki taarikh tal nahi sakti "
"Apuun ka naam hai HEERA,
Apuun ne sab ko Cheera..." (wah wah.....)
shetty: "kaun hai be tu?"
Mithun da says-
"Mai hoon tum jaise logon se nafarat karne wala,
Garibon ke liye jyoti, Gundon ke liye jwala
tuze banake maut ka Ek niwala,
tere sine mein gaad dunga mai maut ka bhala.
Mila doonga yamraj se tere ko salaaaa." (who thought poor Shetty would have to listen to beautifOOL poetry before *sniff* he got the life punched outta him??)
" kyunki ab mein Indrajeet nahi......chandaal hoon
tum chaho toh mera program note karlo
...tum sab meri diary mein mar chuke ho!
mein chahoo toh tum sabko abhi mar sakta hoon
magar abhi maarne se tumhe maarne ka credit meri bullet ko mil jayega!!!! "
( kya logic hain!!!!!!!! !,superb! )
" Main hoon Do Numbri, ek se jyaada, teen se kam
Dikhne mein bevda, bhaagne mein ghoda, aur maarne mein hathoda .... " (
amazing )
" Jitani tumane saanse li hongi, usase jyaada maine lashein girayi hai
(aaaaaiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnggggg!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ???????)
Mantriji:- "Ye kanch bullretproof hai.
tum mujhe chu bhi nahi sakte"
Mithun Da:-"Ye kanch bulletproof hai magar patthhar proof nahi"
AND HE BREAKS IT BY THROWING STONES ON THE GLASS. (BONK!!!)
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And the best one…………….
Mithun da gets a bullet on his leg, Looks at the villain scornfully, calmly stands up and says-
"DUSHMANO KI LAASHON PAR BHANGRA KARNE WALA KABHI LANGDA NAHIN HO SAKTA"
" Koi Shaq..??"
9 comments:
ROTFL... nice post to read on a moday mng :-) thnx for sharing the smile...
lol! nice post!
The first couple of dialogues from a movie called Gunda which i still cant believe that i sat through half of it. Gawd!! all, i mean, all the dialogues in the movie are in a rhyme! jeezus!
shucks...that damn language barrier
hey hun HAPPY HOLI!
now how long hv ya been writing in this blog? :( cos I never came here b4 today. I always checked ur Browneyedkiyoshi blog. Now I feel I've missed alot BAAAAAAAAAAAWAAAAAAAAAA!
keshi.
Hmmmm... interesting... Wondering from where did you get such a collection?? :P
Hi,
Just came wondering from the C R Park orkut community to here[:)]
Anyways loved the Mithun Da dialogues ... Priceless Collection!
- Arunabh
heya dear,am writing on blogger to u fr the first tym but i m sure u already know hw big a fan i am of ur blogs.....keep writin ...u rock
Deepa..:))
Seems u hv changed ur template :P.. BTW, I was curious - how did u add the rating stars to each post???
The stars have disappeared - check this out:
http://blogger-status.blogspot.com/2008/05/some-users-may-be-seeing-star-ratings.html
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